Hey guess wot guys, I finally did it!!! I registered my Knitting club online with WWKIP peeps and as they say in good ol US, we'll get back to you. Yeah next week when its too late. I need my press pack this week you tossers.

The idea came to me last week when my Simply Knitting plopped through me letterbox, so I hot-footed it to me Knitting club with me SK in mint condition in me hot mitts, to the lasses at me Knitting club last Monday. Well we gassed so much about it, Riaz saw the article about WWKIP day and said why don't we hold one. So I agreed to organize it I got per (from the very nice hor, hee, hor Renee, she's a girl by the way, and not in the least French) to hold our event at our Starbucks in town, anyway after getting through tons of questions about loos and brollies, tables the like, I finally got told I am registered, at last. I had designed some posters earlier for the event which I am going to put about in yarn shops, one in Starbucks and local rag T&A and maybe one in SK. I am just dying to get a few more people in my Knitting club cos at the mo I'm struggling with just 5 regulars, there are loads of knitters here cos they always disturb me when I'm knitting on the bus, with stupid comments like, "You must have lots of patience". Witless wazzocks. Next time an old git tells me that I'll just tell her to shut the > up cos I'm working". Honest I get so narked at people making stupid comments like that, why can't the twats just leave me alone and mind their own business.

I must be doing something right in me club cos my ladies come every week, must be entertaining for them. We all have a good laff and do lots of knitting which is the most important thing. I got a nice email from a new lass wanting to join up she might come next Monday, good cos its Knitting lesson day. We have Knitting and Crochet lessons for newbies every first Monday.

On the WIP's is there no end to Kelly's scarf? I was doing some today and only managed 2 inches, boo hoo. Why?? Cos Jo me Support Worker rang me saying can she come for a visit in 15 fg minutes. With the house being in a permanent state of untidiness I had me work cut out, hobbling about tidying up. I told her I just won't be ready in such a short time cos I was doing some work on Mr Peecie, so she gave me half an hour, huh that's big of her. She expects moi to tidy up before she comes every week, er excuse me Mrs, I can't manage me cleaning that's why I asked for a cleaner lady to come and help me out. Anyway I managed to pick up me stuff off the floor with me grabber while I was sitting down cos me back and me legs where killing me, no wonder, it was pissing it down outside.

Anyway Jo came and I must say she seemed suitably impressed at the "great improvement" I had shown in caring for my home. In the short time, I vacuumed up, cleaned me worktops AND did me washing up. I was absolutely b outa me head. I told her I could do no more cos I was absolutely shattered with agony in my hips, its no joke when it rains like that. Anyway she sorted out those k at Npower. You know wot?? The tossers sent me letters every day last week demanding I pay em £147 immedieately, by cheque, set up a Direct Debit and get this guys, they sent me not one but TWO f*g payment cards with heaps of paper. How many luverly trees where sacrificed to make these letters I ask myself? All i did was tell em I was having problems paying me Gas bill and was in huge arrears I could not manage to go to town anymore to pay by payment card cos of the steps, so I was asked to hold on for over ten mins, when I finally got through I was told they would deduct my benefits every week from me bank account and I was not to pay anything by the card. The wazzocks told me to get paperless bills yeah, but why do they send me reams of paper in useless letters, if you ask me their departments don't know their arse from their elbow as we yorkshire fowk say.

My embroidery. Ahem. I have not touched the stuff, my main concern at the mo is how I'm gonna finish Kelly's scarf when I have only less than half a ball of Freedom Spirit left. Its gonna be a dear do for you Chez lass the way the wool is being knitted up, I've got another 15" to go I reckon that's with the picot edge then there is the blocking to do. Is 70" long gonna be long enuf? Yep i think so. HELP!!! I'll never finish it by Friday, BIG DAY soon I'm off to see Chez, with the scarf and gloves I just hope the extra ball of yarn I ordered comes in the post today.

It was Chris' birthday on Monday. I had it all planned out for us. I was gonna phone him with a Marilynogram the works, give him a big smooch on the blower and maybe ask him to bring some bevvies round n toast his health. You know wot??? The never answered his phone all evening he completely ignored me. He must have been with his a girl or a puff or summat, whio cares, I'm really pigged off about this. Yet when I rang him on Sunday he had a bad line and said would I ring him on Monday. OK fine. I did but the rotten w just ignored me. Honest I don't know why I bother with the young k. Next time he tells me to ring him I'll tell him straight stop pissing me about mate and get round here and finish me kitchen, gates and bathroom. And I want me dressmaking table he has stashed away in his garage. Yeah I bet he has not even made it yet. Wot about me expensive mircrowave? Its in his gargae as well being repaired, huh, a likely story. Lies all lies, he has not told me the truth from day one and I fell for it, like a stupid old fart. I paid him loads of money and he just me about for five years. He swears to me he is not married, yeah well who is that h he talked to when i rang him last month and I could hear kids running about. That's iit! i have enough. one thing I can't stand in this world is bloody liars. Why can't fellas tel the truth he only fancied me cos I had a bit of money, now its almost run out he gives me the silent treatment.

Honest I'm really steamed up about the way he treats me. He seems nice sometimes caring and kind but when I ask him nicely to come here he gives me a string of excuses why he can't come you know the sort, tyical comboy builder remarks, "I have a lot of jobs on at the moment, I'm busy with a job, I'm driving, I'm just having a pint with a friend." I heard it all before. I'll just have to tell him I'm getting another bloke to finish his jobs off that I paid him to do that will get him round here so quick, cos fellas don't like competition from other blokes. It worked last time when I got another bloke to decorate me kitchen he whizzed here so fast with Mr Horsey and decorated me sitting room and bedroom so fast, my rooms where done in whizztime.

Well I better stop beefing cos this is getting right up my arse. I'll just go downstairs and get on with me knitting then I'll get some

Keep on Knitting its good for you

Kniterella x